Fantasy Toy Reviews from a Transmasc Perspective
I watched people rave for years about the njoy Pure Wand and how it was the secret to squirting, wondering if it would work for me—and, if not, if it would be worth the cost. I dug into reviews to find little information on exactly how to squirt except that it will happen, and almost…
Krothur is a particularly thick dragon dildo, stout and muscular with a dramatic swell and fierce scales, which was recently nominated for the 2025 Bazowie Awards. I’m not surprised; I love the powerful look and a great swell can be hard to pull off. Add a line of texture and you’ve got a formula for…
Kane is a segmented alien dildo with expertly sculpted fine detail that lends to a realistic monster fantasy. I’m not usually one for tapered tips, but Kane is so delicious visually that I had to give it a go—and I was very pleasantly surprised by how well it worked for me. Design & Specs Xenocat…
Carmine from Synthetic Sensations is a tapered, depth-focused dildo with a mechanical design. It’s aimed at beginners and depth fans alike, with a forgiving tip, pleasant texture, and relatively long shaft. Design & Specs Synthetic Sensations is a UK-based brand with a small but creative lineup of models including Ryvian, a penetrable that includes a moveable…
ÅLTHORION, a knotted dragon dildo, is part of Magic Within’s gorgeously detailed mechanical/alien catalog. The design is unique both visually and in use, with handpainted details that make the details shine and a knot that feels completely different from any other I’ve tried. Design & Specs Magic Within, based in the Czech Republic/Czechia, crafts products…
The Slipskin series is b-Vibe‘s take on realistic dual-density dildos. It has a velvety, skin-like finish with a plush outer layer and sturdy inner core, with a decently lifelike appearance. I didn’t expect to enjoy a mainstream dildo this much, but this one became an instant fave. About About b-Vibe b-Vibe is one of the…
With a mechanical appearance and tiny tapered tip, CEPHALLUS is more than just another tentacle dildo, and Magic Within brings it to life with their detailed handpainting to turn it into a spectacular fusion of art and function. Design & Specs Magic Within, based in the Czech Republic/Czechia, crafts products with stunningly sculpted designs and…
Selkie from Twilight Meadow Creations combines merfolk and knots into a dildo that seems to cater directly to my fantasies. How well does the shape work, and is it enough for someone as texture-hungry as I am? Design & Specs Twilight Meadow Creations is a queer-owned business producing “body-safe fantasy toys and squishy sculptures in…
Sasha from Vulpini Design is a prickly feline-inspired dildo designed to fill anthro furry fantasies, featuring a humanoid profile with fantasy flair. I love a good humanoid shape and I’ve got a taste for spikes and strong texture, so I was curious whether this would hit the spot or if the texture would prove to…
Vang from Synthetic Sensations reimagines the classic canine-inspired knot dildo with the knot stuck inside of the sheath. With a tapered tip and dramatically thick knot, Vang highlights the traits that many people love while standing out as a unique design. Design & Specs Synthetic Sensations is a UK-based brand with a small but creative…