Fantasy Toy Reviews from a Transmasc Perspective
Squidly Co.’s Faepod is the toy that made me rethink butt plugs. I’ve always been picky about anal play, with few dildos that work for me and even fewer plugs (often too big, too small, or too uncomfortable). I don’t often go out of my way to get a toy for anal use, but I…
ÖLZIITEI fills a desire for fantasy realism, representing the kind of cock that an anthro feline would realistically have. From the design to the natural colors, it fits that vision well while providing a fantastic experience in use. Design & Specs Master4Fancy creates downright stunning toys. Their designs have high quality details and unique silhouettes, while…
Back in 2022, I reviewed Nox, which disappointed me in a few ways not related to the design itself—so I got a new one. Considering it’s my most popular review and the issues with ordering were from a decade ago, I figured I’d write an updated review that reflects the company’s quality at current day…
Between tariffs, market restrictions, and overreaching laws to hinder free speech, the sex toy industry is facing challenges that are hitting wallets and livelihoods. Will you be able to buy a vibrator next year without uploading a video of your face while holding up your driver’s license? Will buying a pretty international dildo mean you…
Reaper 403 is a beautifully designed dildo that fuses mechanical details with human traits. Its gentle swell and prominent nubs promise satisfying texture with an effective shape. After a great first impression from the design and packaging, I hoped it would hold up to my expectations. Design & Specs Master4Fancy creates downright stunning toys. Their…
hi this is an abbreviated review of jack (aka jackalope) from fantasy groove for the folks who don’t have enough time to read my original review Design & Specs design: yes it has a designspecs: those toocolor: purble gothfirmness: squish, but not like, squishsize: greatprice: idk i got mine by asking nicely but that might…
I watched people rave for years about the njoy Pure Wand and how it was the secret to squirting, wondering if it would work for me—and, if not, if it would be worth the cost. I dug into reviews to find little information on exactly how to squirt except that it will happen, and almost…
Krothur is a particularly thick dragon dildo, stout and muscular with a dramatic swell and fierce scales, which was recently nominated for the 2025 Bazowie Awards. I’m not surprised; I love the powerful look and a great swell can be hard to pull off. Add a line of texture and you’ve got a formula for…
Kane is a segmented alien dildo with expertly sculpted fine detail that lends to a realistic monster fantasy. I’m not usually one for tapered tips, but Kane is so delicious visually that I had to give it a go—and I was very pleasantly surprised by how well it worked for me. Design & Specs Xenocat…
Kraken Monster Lab’s heart-shaped grinders readily showcase the brand’s outside-the-box thinking with dynamic designs. Each one offers a completely different experience between the texture and the height and depth, naturally inviting usage beyond simple grinding. Design & Specs Kraken Monster Lab, based in Australia, crafts gorgeous designs with strong detail like their winged dildos Angelous…